Announcments Song

posted Jun 21, 2011, 11:22 AM by Greg Jewett   [ updated Jun 21, 2011, 11:36 AM ]
Lyrics How to sing, say, chords
Announcements, announcements, announcements! sarcastically, drawn out words, slowed down pronunciations

What a terrible way to die,
A terrible way to die,
A terrible way to be talked to death.
A terrible way to die.
Farmer in the Dell
C G C
C G C
C G Am7 G
C G C
 Announcements, announcements, announcements! sarcastically, drawn out words, slowed down pronunciations

Make the announcements short and sweet,
Short and sweet,
Short and sweet.
Make the announcemnts short and sweet,
They're so .. (loud deep breath, shout) .. BORING!
London Bridge
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D7  G
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 Announcements, announcements, announcements! sarcastically, drawn out words, slowed down pronunciations
 Have you ever seen a windbag,
A windbag, a windbag?
Have you ever seen a windbag?
Well, there's one right now.
Swings this way and that way,
And this way and that way,
Have you ever seen a windbag?
Well there's one .. (loud deep breath, shout) .. RIGHT NOW!
Did you ever see a (lassie, laddie, turkey)
Lead In:  D A7 E7/B A7
D A7 D A7 D
D A7 D A7 D
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A7 D A Bm Bm7 Em/G A7 D
 Announcements, announcements, announcements! sarcastically, drawn out words, slowed down pronunciations
We've got a silly cheer,
That you've just got to hear!
It makes no sense we're sure you know,
The announcements have to GO!
Farmer in the Dell
C G C
C G C
C G Am7 G
C G C